Partly Facetious: No one leaves his/her job voluntarily in this country

"So now would you let the guy keep his job?"
"I don't know who you are referring to? But on principle I am all for those who are elected to keep their jobs and all those selected if not on the basis of merit and experience should leave their jobs voluntarily."
"What are you an idealist? You know no one leaves his/her job voluntarily in this country. Besides what about all the advisors and the bureaucrats and the..."
"The bureaucrats promotions should technically be on performance, and all those who are to head major state owned entities should be vetted by an independent panel consisting of people of integrity and..."
"Mian sahib set that up in 2013 and need I add people should vote PML-N on that basis."
"The panel resigned voluntarily late 2013 or early 2014 clearly indicating that its members were men of integrity and the reason for their resignations: Mian sahib didn't like their decisions."
"Well you have to give Mian sahib full marks for at least setting up the panel of men of integrity, I mean who else has done it."
"Don't be facetious anyway who were you referring to when you asked whether I would support the guy keeping his job."
"The man who shall remain nameless!"
"And how the hell am I to know who you are referring to if you don't give me his name."
"The guy who you and everyone else maintained had single handedly destroyed Pakistani cricket and need I add who single handedly got an appointment with the Minister of Interior and then held a press conference implying that his intervention led to the volatile Minister agreeing to allow the cricket team to go to India for T-20."
"Hey, Chaudhry Nisar's decisions are trumped by the Prime Minister and the man who shall remain nameless is the Prime Minister's appointee. In any case what did he have to do with our win over Bangladesh?"
"What did he have to do with our losses against India and most international teams and..."
"That's not fair - in your book he is damned if our team does well and damned if it doesn't."
"Hey, that's the way the cookie crumbles."
"And the solution?"
"For him to resign and someone who knows something about cricket should be appointed."
"Those selected never resign my friend and so put that in your pipe and smoke it."
"Cough, cough, splutter, splutter."
"What? Are you choking?"
"Hmmm, you put some hashish in my pipe and its making me cough!"
"Don't be factious."